The Community of Helene Engelmann is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 959 million Helene Engelmannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The Helene Engelmannian economy, worth 46.5 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 48,466 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Harry Potter books are banned, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helene Engelmann's national animal is the Spider, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Helene Engelmann is ranked 146,755^th in the world and 6,056^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 60.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.